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As I may be going into early\/brief retirement, allow me to share some insights on building a successful business in an industry I know a bit about: higher education. Also, the recent revelation of wildly unqualified students getting into Ivy League schools brought this to mind, as I bet many of you are wondering how these kids manage to do the work in these elite college courses. Read on to learn how!<\/p>\n
There are three main ways to go for a higher education business.<\/p>\n
The first way is to build a full school. This is worth nothing unless you can get accredited; this can take a few years, but will open the floodgates of student loan money. It\u2019s ridiculous just how much money is involved here, but unless you have the political connections to get degree-granting status, the money to keep the school open for a few years when you don\u2019t have the revenue coming in, and the money to either build a campus (not recommended) or set up a fully online system, this isn\u2019t an option for a typical reader. You could probably set it up for under three million dollars, though, making it all back twice over within a decade.<\/p>\n
The second way doesn\u2019t require much money, but requires more knowledge: tutoring. I\u2019m ambivalent about even recommending this as a business. Yes, I\u2019ve made good money tutoring, but not so much these last few years. The problem seems to be people don\u2019t need to know much anymore. As coursework gets watered down, as grading becomes easier, as colleges mandate 80% of the class passes no matter what<\/a>, knowing test material just doesn\u2019t matter so much. That said, if you do know a subject, and it\u2019s something in demand (math mostly, and Education never), then tutoring is a great way to make a little money on the side.<\/p>\n But now comes my slam dunk business. I know it\u2019s a great idea because not once have I seen my business idea fail (it\u2019s not an original idea). Rarely, an accredited school may close, and tutors come and go\u2026but not this one.<\/p>\n The great idea? A paper writing website. There are only a few dozen sites operating right now, as near as I can tell, so there\u2019s room for more. It\u2019s a great deal–you still get to take advantage of that sweet student loan money! There\u2019s a weird balance to student loan money paying tuition, and also paying the student to hire someone to do the work so the student passes the class, thereby not \u201cwasting\u201d the tuition money. So let\u2019s talk about what you need for this business.<\/p>\n First, you need to set up a website. It\u2019s not that tough, here are a bunch of great option:<\/p>\n 15 Best Free Website Builders for 2019<\/a><\/p>\n The days where you need to know HTML to set up a web page, much less a business, are long over, and the above gives you plenty of easy options. As far as what, exactly, to put on your site, start small: just do college paper writing. Some sites give options to take the whole college course, but let\u2019s just focus on the easy part.<\/p>\n About 466,000,000 results<\/em><\/p>\n Now, what to put on your site, what to charge, etc.? Well, just type in \u201ccollege paper writing service\u201d into Google and click on one or two, or all 466,000,000 options to get some ideas. In fact, spend some money on \u201cresearch\u201d and buy some custom-written papers from one of those sites, to get a feel for what\u2019s going on here.<\/p>\n Now, you\u2019re probably thinking, \u201cBut Professor Doom, I can\u2019t write college papers, I don\u2019t know much about anything, and don\u2019t write well anyway. This isn\u2019t a business for me!\u201d<\/p>\n Au contraire. You have two options.<\/p>\n First, you can hire writers cheaply. When I first started writing professionally (for magazines, not college papers), I\u2019d get around 10 cents a word, with articles ranging from 500 to 1500 words, for the most part. Nowadays pay runs around a penny a word. Because we\u2019ve slammed most everyone into college, we\u2019ve massively overproduced people who can write college papers. Supply and demand means pay for writers is very low.<\/p>\n Finding the writers is easy enough, too. You can place cheap ads on education-related websites and such. We have such a massive glut of marginally employed (at best) academics that you\u2019ll get many applicants in no time at all, many of them grossly underpaid college professors looking to make ends meet.<\/p>\n But there\u2019s an easier way: subcontract it all.<\/em><\/p>\n If you\u2019ve done your homework (thereby putting you way ahead of your customers), you\u2019ve gone to several of the sites Google showed you, you know their prices, you know their turnaround times, and you\u2019ve done a little business with them to see which are reliable enough.<\/p>\n So, make the prices on your site slightly higher, and turnaround times slightly longer. Most of the customers coming to your site are lazy (there\u2019s a reason why they\u2019re hiring you to do their work for them, after all\u2026), they\u2019re not going to shop around. They\u2019ll pay your price, and tell you what they want.<\/p>\n Then you go and place the order with another site, get the paper written from them, and pass it right on to your customer! This is a business idea so easy quite literally anyone can do this.<\/p>\n Now, you\u2019re probably thinking, \u201cIsn\u2019t this fraud? I mean, if I set up a hamburger business right behind a McDonald\u2019s, then sold McDonald\u2019s food to my customers after ordering and carrying it from that other restaurant, wouldn\u2019t that be a problem?\u201d<\/p>\n It sure would. Thing is, McDonald\u2019s is a legitimate (bear with me) business\u2026they\u2019d have a legitimate beef (pun intended) with you selling their food and passing it off as your own, and the courts would see it their way.<\/p>\n But the college paper writing businesses are not legit. They completely operate off the fraudulent largesse of the student loan scam, which has brought a great number of \u201cstudents\u201d uninterested in academic work onto campus, and loaned them the money to do it. Unlike McDonald\u2019s, their papers aren\u2019t branded, in fact, their whole business is based on creating product which is untraceable (and thus won\u2019t be discovered via plagiarism-detecting software).<\/p>\n Besides, you\u2019re actually a more legitimate customer than usual for such sites, sites, since you\u2019re not actually buying papers which you\u2019ll misrepresent as your work in a college course. If anything, you\u2019ve got a case for being one of the very few (if any) people using these college paper writing \u201cservices\u201d for legit-ish purposes.<\/p>\n As long as the student loan scam exists, my business model of leeching off the college paper writing industry leeching off the student loan scam would be successful.<\/p>\n Admin: \u201cYou need to put more writing assignments in your math courses.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n –I received such directives many times when teaching at a fake CC.<\/em><\/p>\n Allow me to take a few moments to summarize the level of fraud the student loan scam has reached. While any chucklehead knows full well that these \u201ccollege paper writing services\u201d exist only to defraud higher education, our administrators have done nothing, for years, to stop any of it, and a case could easily be made that they\u2019ve encouraged the fraud to a considerable extent.<\/p>\n Well, of course they have, our administrative class is paid for by the student loan scam, as is the students\u2019 tuition, as are the papers purchased by these services. All I\u2019m proposing is to simply add one more level of crap to the fraud\u2026would it really make this cesspool more foul?<\/p>\n www.professorconfess.blogspot.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"