{"id":42264,"date":"2018-01-28T12:51:08","date_gmt":"2018-01-28T20:51:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/world.edu\/?p=42264"},"modified":"2018-01-28T12:51:08","modified_gmt":"2018-01-28T20:51:08","slug":"another-disgraceful-resignation-another-golden-parachute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/world.edu\/another-disgraceful-resignation-another-golden-parachute\/","title":{"rendered":"Another disgraceful resignation, another golden parachute"},"content":{"rendered":"

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One of the most infuriating things about higher education is how my bosses are perpetually receiving promotions and pay raises no matter how foul and incompetently they perform my job.<\/p>\n

Stacked on top of this issue is, when finally their incompetence and or corruption is revealed as so extraordinary that they must be fired (or allowed to resign), they then get a magnificent golden parachute. Bosses commonly get half a million dollars or more when fired in this manner, even if they\u2019ve only been at the institution a year or less.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, scholars can only qualify for a 2% pay raise after five years or more of flawless work\u2026and if a scholar resigns from an institution of higher education, he gets absolutely nothing, as the times I\u2019ve resigned from corrupt institution easily demonstrated it enough to my own eyes.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve often wondered why there\u2019s little attempt to ever claw back these magnificently unearned resignation bonuses, but I take heart that finally, at least at one school, there\u2019s an effort being made:<\/p>\n

NIU is sued over president’s lucrative severance<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Before discussing the severance, let\u2019s set the scene a little at this school, some 60 miles away from Chicago.<\/p>\n

Northern University is a small-ish school by modern standards, with around 14,000 students (down from close to 20,000 a few years ago). Tuition runs around $14,000 a year (up from $10,000 a few years ago), plus another $10,000 for room and board, plus another $10,000 if you\u2019re out-of-state. They claim the median starting salary of alumni is $48,000, but I have to be a little suspicious (that\u2019s not my salary after 30 years of honorable work with no black marks, and well above the national median salary). Their most notable alumni is the guy who does the voice of Homer Simpson, though I suspect very little the guy learned on this campus actually helps him in his current position.<\/p>\n

Anyway, the Poo Bah here is a failure, because growth, the only thing that matters to these people, has been quite negative at this school\u2026if Poo Bahs get huge bonuses as rewards for growing the school, shrinking the school should count against them. It never does.<\/p>\n

He\u2019s also failed to keep tuition and other college expenses down; granted this is a very, very, low priority for admin in higher education.<\/p>\n

The Poo Bah resigned after 4 years at the school. Again, for mere mortals, spending this amount of time at a single place of employment hardly counts for anything.<\/p>\n

So far, so not good. Like most Poo Bahs, as soon as he came in he started hiring cronies and paying them exorbitant salaries. Somehow, he was caught after only a few years (usually this sort of thing takes a decade or so to sort out):<\/p>\n

The inspector general launched the inquiry into Northern Illinois’ hiring practices in 2014 following several anonymous tips. Illinois law requires state agencies to publicly bid out contracts for professional services from an independent contractor worth more than $20,000.<\/em><\/p>\n

But the report found that the university hired nine employees between June 2013 and May 2015, paying them all more than $20,000, but never solicited bids for those jobs.<\/em><\/p>\n

In all, investigators wrote, Northern Illinois spent more than $1 million on the five highest-paid of those employees.<\/em><\/p>\n

Let\u2019s see here, a million bucks on 2 years\u2019 pay for 5 cronies\u2026so their salary was around $100,000 a year just for being buddies with the Poo Bah. Again, this is so typical I\u2019m surprised anyone noticed. That kind of money is standard pay for even the lowest level bureaucrats in the system, and I\u2019ve seen campuses load up with admin holding do-nothing jobs more than enough times I\u2019m certainly not doubting the report, only wondering how it even registered.<\/p>\n

So, let\u2019s summarize. The Poo Bah failed at growth, failed to keep expenses down, hadn\u2019t been at the school much time at all, and was as corrupt as, well, many Poo Bahs\u2014most important to this, I\u2019m sure, is that he was caught at the corruption.<\/p>\n

The Poo Bah resigns. I encourage you to think back from jobs where you\u2019ve said \u201cI quit\u201d to compare what you received to the Poo Bah\u2019s bonus for quitting:<\/p>\n

\u2026a total package including a one-time payment of $450,000, equal to a year of his salary; a lump-sum payment of $137,500, which is in exchange for resigning his tenured position in the College of Business; and up to $30,000 for his “reasonable, unpaid expenses for legal counsel” relating to his time at the university\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

–Isn\u2019t it neat how admin get to award themselves tenured positions like that? It\u2019s funny how admin hate tenure\u2026except when it\u2019s theirs.<\/em><\/p>\n

He gets well past half a million dollars for saying \u201cI quit.\u201d Having reviewed other Poo Bah careers, I\u2019ve learned that by quitting every few years, most Poo Bahs get more in golden parachutes than average citizens will see in their entire lives. I really want to emphasize that what he received here is typical, standard practice in higher education today, and certainly is a part of why tuition is to ridiculously high.<\/p>\n

Wonder of wonders, however, there\u2019s an attempt to claw back the money, or at least challenge the luxurious-but-standard boon the Poo Bah received for quitting his job:<\/p>\n

The suit contends that the trustees violated the state Open Meetings Act by not notifying the public that it intended to reach an agreement with Baker, and then at the meeting by not giving the public an opportunity to comment on the terms of the deal.<\/em><\/p>\n

While this could be viewed as a challenge, realistically this means nothing. Quite possibly, by reaching the agreement in a closed meeting, the Board of Trustees (sic) violated policy, and, yes, violation of that policy could well void that wonderful golden parachute.<\/p>\n

But this is irrelevant.<\/p>\n

Nobody has any influence over what the Board does, so if this suit is successful, there\u2019s absolutely nothing to stop the Board from holding another meeting, making it as open as the law says it should be\u2026and going on ahead and awarding the exact same pile of money as before.<\/p>\n

Even if there was, somehow, a way to challenge the Board\u2019s award after the open meeting, such a challenge would go nowhere. Why? Because the Poo Bah\u2019s golden parachute for quitting is comparable to the bonuses other Poo Bah\u2019s received for quitting despite extraordinary failure and corruption. The board will defend their decision as a \u2018best practices\u2019 decision.<\/p>\n

Higher education really is at the stage where the corruption and incompetence is so pervasive that you can use the claim of being corrupt and incompetent as legal justification to continue being corrupt and incompetent.<\/p>\n

I will, of course, point out that the student loan scam is paying for these golden parachutes, and since there is no way to legally stop this type of plundering from continuing, our best bet, as always, is easy:<\/p>\n

Stop the student loan scam.<\/p>\n

www.professorconfess.blogspot.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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