Vibecoder Simulator

Endless runner for AI coders

Only for iPhone

Free · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

You got replaced by AI. Now learn to ride it. Surf the token stream, dodge the slop, fight the CEO of ClosedAI, and ship your B2B SaaS before the severance runs out. You got replaced by AI. Now learn to ride it. Vibecoder Simulator is a retro endless runner about surviving the AI job market, one bad career decision at a time. You surf a wireframe wave of tokens, grab the good ones, dodge the slop, and try to ship something real before the severance runs out. SURF THE TOKEN STREAM - Collect the tokens that assemble working code, line by line - Dodge bugs, hallucination holes, and the dreaded AI Slope, where the wave flattens out and the route floods with red slop - Hop lanes and jump to stay on the route as it shifts under you - Only the clock rates you: finish fast, earn stars FIGHT THE COMPETITION Three antagonists rise out of the horizon and start throwing things: - Prateek, your team lead, who is having zero issues, saar. Did you try to reboot the computer? - The Spirit of TechLead, who will never stop yapping about AI and would never approve this code - The CEO of ClosedAI, who is taking your project, because only they know what is good for agents LEARN A REAL STACK (OR REFUSE TO) Pick a language and the entire game teaches it. The token trail spells out real code, the celebration cards explain the block you just built, and the quizzes stop the run to check you were paying attention. Go, SQL, JavaScript, TypeScript, Python, Java, Kotlin, Rust. Not in the mood? Pick the memes track and nothing will ever teach you anything. A CAREER, OF SORTS Sit through Zoom calls with your boss, with HR, and with a friend who is completely insane and also completely right. Get fired. Clone a repo you probably should not. Post about it. Learn how to launch your B2B SaaS from a man who thinks running your product straight on prod is a growth strategy. SPEND YOUR STARS Ship fast, bank stars, and spend them on outfits for your girlfriend, who will text you about it whether you asked her to or not. No ads. No in-app purchases. No accounts. No internet connection required, and nothing leaves your phone. Ship code. Dodge slop. Get rich.

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    Provider
    • Dmitry Bespalov
    Size
    • 110.9 MB
    Category
    • Action
    Compatibility
    Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
    • iPhone
      Requires iOS 17.0 or later.
    • Mac
      Requires macOS 14.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
    • Apple Vision
      Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
    Languages
    • English
    Age Rating
    13+
    • 13+
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    • Infrequent
      Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
      Profanity or Crude Humour
      Mature or Suggestive Themes
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