Packed with humor, puns and goofy parodies, this game will make you question everything you thought you knew about golf! It is a silly physics-based golf parody where each level is a new surprising type of golf. Some brilliant or hilarious, others so absurd you will ask yourself: WHAT THE GOLF?
IT’S REALLY NOT GOLF
But it’s a lot of other things! Cats, couches, horses, cars, TV’s, tennis, dogs, flags, flying houses, a fax machine… You name it, we golf it!
EXPLORE THE LAB
What has happened in the golf lab? Why is it called a hole-in-one and not a house-in-one? Are there really no limits to what you can golf?
WANT MORE? WE GOT YOU
New episodes dropping/released often, you can already check out:
It’s Snowtime: An epic adventure of frozen pizza and pineapple
A Hole New World: Golf, now with holes!
Sporty Sports: Where all the sports are golf!
…and many more to come!
Updates for special holidays, including:
International Cat Day (Catch the laser!)
Halloween (A tricky little treat)
World Maritime Day (That one was “aboat" time)
Thanksgiving (Because turkeys are the only birdies you need!)
Valentines Day (A love story between a horse and a golf ball)
…and more!
DISCLAIMER!!
This game is made by people who know nothing about golf. It will NOT make you a better golf player!
I wanted this game the second I saw the trailer, but my partner played it and said not to bother as it was “stupid” - I was disappointed but moved on. Months maybe even years later I see it here on Apple Arcade and think what the hell let’s give it a go for myself. I absolutely love it. My partner was right, it is stupid - but in the best possible way. This game and I share the same dumb sense of humour and I consistently laughed at the silly puns and surprising twists. But it isn’t just surface level humour and nothing else - the levels themselves are very engaging and sometimes quite tricky, always introducing new mechanics and challenges so that the core theme of the game stays fresh and fun. It may not resonate with everyone - my partner still thinks it’s dumb - but if you do click with the game’s humour it will give you a lot of fun and challenging entertainment.
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sammccar3
This game is absolutely amazing. I downloaded it 2 days ago and I don’t play many games at all anymore especially on my phone, but straight from the go had me hooked. The whole design and how everything changed moment to moment. You never know what to expect and the humour and details kept me smiling the whole time. I have now 100%’d it with all the trophies at about 8 Hours and I can’t help but plead for anyone to get this game. The design of it was sick and sensational, one second it’s super easy and chill and the next it’s painstakingly difficult but you can’t help but stay swinging until you get it. And I HATE Golf.Absolutely ducking amazing.
Amazing, but not without its issues
jdwilsh
I love this game. I haven’t put it down. But I have noticed a few bugs and design issues that really irritate me. Firstly the portal holes, there was just a missing level, with a placeholder hole there instead. I don’t know if this was some joke that I was missing, but the 2nd and 3rd level of the same hole were the same placeholder.The message in the orange box at the bottom telling you how to complete level 2 and 3 of the same hole gets in the way. There have been times I need it to get out the way before I can start. But I end up just making an educated guess, die a lot, then work out a system.I won’t stop playing the game, but issues like this make me feel like it was maybe slightly rushed and finished just for the launch of Apple Arcade maybe.
Developer Response
Thanks for your feedback. These issues have been fixed!
Fantastic game, but with major difficulty spikes
cloudperson
This game is great, and I would highly recommend it. However, there’s one glaring issue.. the difficulty can massively spike at times. Sometimes it’s okay, and provides a fun challenge, however I’ve recently come up against a crown challenge that is absolutely impossible. It’s one of the super meat boy based levels - one of the final ones in that section. The difficulty is absolutely BS, I’ve been trying for multiple hours to beat it. My request to the developers would be to completely tone down the difficulty of this level. Please. If you’re wondering which one it is in the super meat boy section - it’s one of the final ones at the left. A crown challenge.
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